Because the purpose of feminism isn’t to make a particular type of
woman. The idea that there are inherently wrong and inherently right
‘types’ of women is what’s screwed feminism for so long – this
belief that ‘we’ wouldn’t accept slaggy birds, dim birds, birds that
bitch, birds that hire cleaners, birds that stay at home with their kids,
birds that have pink Mini Metros with ‘Powered By Fairy Dust!’
bumper stickers, birds in burkas, or birds that like to pretend, in
their heads, that they’re married to Zach Braff from Scrubs, and that
you sometimes have sex in an ambulance while the rest of the cast
watch and, latterly, clap. You know what? Feminism will have all of
What is feminism? Simply the belief that women should be as
free as men, however nuts, dim, deluded, badly dressed, fat,
receding, lazy and smug they might be.
Are you a feminist? Hahaha. Of course you are.